Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!
Q: What's a snakes favorite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
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