Thursday, April 16, 2009

FUNNY Q's and A's

Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!

Q: What's a snakes favorite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer! Add to Mixx!

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